I've seen your search history

The Mug That Knows Too Much

Ever had that sinking feeling when someone borrows your phone, and you suddenly remember your search history is… questionable? Maybe it’s a deep dive into “how to delete cookies without deleting my dignity” or a 3 AM crisis search for “can AI take over my job?” (Spoiler: we've a mug for that.)

Well, now you can bring that existential dread to your morning coffee with the “I’ve Seen Your Search History” mug—a chilling reminder that the internet never forgets, and neither does this mug. 

Perfect for:

-  Tech geeks who know too much about incognito mode
-  Cybersecurity pros who definitely use VPNs for “work”
-  Developers debugging their own existence
-  Anyone who’s searched “why does my cat judge me?”

Whether you’re sipping coffee at work while making eye contact with your IT department, or giving this as a gentle threat to your best friend, this mug guarantees nervous laughter and a slight spike in blood pressure.

Specs:

- 11 oz of pure digital paranoia
- High-quality ceramic, because your secrets deserve durability
- Dishwasher & microwave safe—unlike your browser history

Gift it to a friend, an enemy, or just keep it as a daily reminder: some things are better left unsearched. 

Order now—before someone else does a deep dive into your past.