Goals for the week - Avoid Useless Meetings

Set Your Intentions (or Just Accept Defeat) with the “Goals for the Week” Mug

Start your Monday strong with a solid plan—only to watch it crumble by noon. This “Goals for the Week” mug is your personal roadmap to low expectations and even lower enthusiasm.

Goal #1: Avoid useless meetings.
Who were we kidding? That one got scratched out before you even finished your coffee. Because, of course, that “quick sync” turned into a two-hour brainstorm about nothing.

Goal #2: Let go of dreams.
Ambition is overrated. Why chase dreams when you can chase deadlines and survive off caffeine? Just lean into the chaos. It’s fine. Everything is fine.

Goal #3: Get a new mug.
A goal you can actually achieve. 

This 11oz ceramic masterpiece isn’t just a vessel for coffee—it’s a daily affirmation for professionals who’ve accepted the reality of office life. Perfect for sarcastic coworkers, burnt-out managers, or anyone trapped in an infinite loop of Zoom calls.

Dishwasher & microwave safe, because effort is overrated

So, go ahead—embrace the inevitable and snag your new favorite mug. Because if you’re going to be stuck in another pointless meeting, at least your coffee should be on point.

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