Funny couple mugs – “You take my breath away” and “You take out the trash” his and her mug set, perfect gift for couples, housewarmings, or anniversaries

Mr and Mrs Mugs That Don’t Suck

The Ultimate Guide to His and Hers Gifts, Couple Mugs, and Funny Sets That Actually Get It

By Amber Casperi | Official Mug Critic & Relationship Cynic

Let’s cut the romance crap for a second.

You’re not buying couple mugs because you need another ceramic object in your life.
You’re buying them because:

  • Someone’s getting married
  • Someone’s moving in
  • Someone’s emotionally unavailable but still wants matching mugs

Whatever the reason, you’re in the right place. Welcome to the BuyTheMug.com Couple Collection — a curated set of Mr and Mrs mugs, his and hers mugs, and funny gift sets for people in love, lust, or long-term psychological warfare (also known as marriage).

👉 Browse the full Couple Mugs Collection here.

Why Couple Mugs Work (Even When the Relationship Doesn’t)

The beauty of a his and hers mug set is this: it’s practical, affordable, photogenic, and just passive-aggressive enough to say everything that shouldn’t go on a Hallmark card.

They make perfect gifts for:

  • Housewarmings (especially for couples arguing over furniture)
  • Engagements (before the real fighting starts)
  • Weddings (you forgot to buy from the registry, didn’t you?)
  • Anniversaries (actual or invented)
  • Non-anniversaries (see also: “we survived another IKEA trip”)
  • New relationships (when saying “I love you” is too much but matching mugs is just right)

And let’s be honest: if a couple can't handle matching mugs, they probably shouldn’t share a bed.

Our Bestselling Couple Mugs (And Why They Deserve a Spot in Your Cupboard or Gift Bag)

1. Funny Couple Mugs – You Take My Breath / Trash

Ah yes, the classic romance meets domestic responsibility.

You Take My Breath Away.
You Take Out the Trash.

Because real love is candlelit dinners followed by bin duty.

Great for:

2. Mr and Mrs Mugs – His and Hers Hot and Strong

Hers: Warning – Very Hot
His: Warning – Very Strong

Funny his and her couple mugs on kitchen table – "Hers: Warning Very Hot" and "His: Warning Very Strong" – gift idea for couples, anniversaries, or moving in together

You could spend €200 on couples therapy. Or… €25 on mugs that say it all.

Perfect for:

3. Mr and Mrs EST 2025 Mugs

2 matching mugs "Mrs Est. 2025" and "Mr Est. 2025" - Wedding Gift Mug Set

Royal wedding vibes on a renter’s budget. Crowns optional. Commitment not.

Great for:

  • Engagement parties
  • Wedding shower gifts
  • That cousin who changes partners but not monograms

4. Mr and Mrs – Funny Mug Gift Set

Mr and mrs Mug Set with the words "The Man The Myth" and "The Boss The Brains". Funny engagement, anniversary or wedding gift.

MR: The Man, The Myth
MRS: The Boss, The Brains

Subtle? No. Accurate? Yes.

This mug set is your go-to for:

  • Couples who play-fight for dominance but we all know who runs the house
  • Newlyweds who need a reminder of their roles
  • People who still think marriage is romantic (aww)

5. Mr and Mrs Mugs – Handsome and Gorgeous

Set of matching Mr and Mrs mugs for couples, featuring black and red interiors and romantic text — “Hello there Handsome Mr” and “Good Morning Gorgeous Mrs” — styled on a cozy wooden breakfast tray with croissants, strawberries, and a flower vase; perfect couple mugs gift for weddings, anniversaries, or morning coffee together.

“Good Morning, Gorgeous MRS”
“Hello There, Handsome MR”

Perfect for:

  • Breakfast in bed
  • Cringe couples you lowkey admire
  • Matching PJs + photoshoot energy

6. His and Hers Mugs – The Catch & The Prize

Two white ceramic couples mugs on a luxurious marble bathroom vanity—one labeled "The Catch" in blue and the other "The Prize" in pink—styled as playful his and hers mugs for romantic partners. A perfect example of mr and mrs mugs or couples mugs for gifting or everyday use.

Everyone's a winner here… or so they think.

“The Catch” + “The Prize”
Ideal for:

  • Competitive couples who flirt like it's a sport
  • People who peak at couple Halloween costumes
  • Someone who really needs to believe they’re a prize

7. You Take My Breath / You Take Out the Bins

Two white ceramic couple mugs on a kitchen counter, one reading 'You Take My Breath Away' in pink and the other 'You Take Out the Bins' in blue, surrounded by flowers, a lit candle, and everyday clutter — a playful his and hers gift idea for couples.

Same vibe as the Trash version, but for UK/Ireland where "bins" reign supreme.

Best choice if your postcode has wheelie bins and passive aggression.

Who Actually Buys Couple Mugs (Besides You)

Let’s be clear: these are not just for the couple. Oh no.

These are also for:

  • Friends of the couple who forgot the housewarming gift
  • Coworkers not actually invited to the wedding (ouch)
  • Mothers-in-law trying to be “fun” but still passive-aggressive
  • Flatmates with benefits and “technically we’re not dating” vibes
  • You, again, because your ex stole all the mugs and you're starting over

Whether it's for your best friend’s not-boyfriend, your sister’s wedding, or your own trauma bonding ritual, there's a mug for that.

Still Not Sure Which Couple Mug to Choose?

Honestly, you can’t go wrong. Every set in our Couple Mugs Collection is:

  • Funny enough to make them laugh
  • Cute enough to make them post it
  • And personal enough to feel like you tried (even if you didn’t)

No matter the occasion — housewarming, engagement, anniversary, or “we just made it Facebook official” — there’s a mug set for that.

TL;DR (but still kinda important)

If your love language is sarcasm and caffeine, you need couple mugs that match.
If your friends’ relationship is confusing but somehow stable, they need mugs too.
And if you're just here for something cheap, funny, and weirdly heartfelt? You’re home.

👉 See all the mugs in our Couple Collection →

One Final Pro Tip:

Don’t wait until their wedding.
The best time to give couple mugs is before they realise they hate each other’s coffee order.

About the Author
Amber Casperi is Head of Gifting Neuroscience at Buy the Mug. She specializes in decoding modern relationships using only ceramic vessels and low-stakes sarcasm. She writes about emotionally unavailable men, microwaveable beverages, and the fine art of couplehood without eye contact. She’s a former office worker, current mug hoarder, and has lived through enough relationships to qualify as her own couple. Her work has not been published in The New Yorker, but it absolutely should have been.

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